with one’s own eyes.

by dorarandom


me: G is a pathologist

VDF: Um…what do you mean?

me: what do you mean what do i mean

VDF: Did she graduate med school? I didn’t think she had graduated.

me: yes. well, time has passed. and she is pathologist!!! which reassures me a lot. i feel less afraid of the world.

VDF: Great!! Now quit while you’re ahead and stop talking to her because even if she’s a pathologist she’s still a nut

me: duly noted