in which i am full of charity and lovingkindness.

by dorarandom

BFF: send me a pic of the Gift Horse tho hehe
me: i think the only picture i have on my phone is him holding a baby i don’t care about.
i’ll take a better one; project!
BFF: cool I am just curious. eff that baby. that baby is a nobody.
me: that baby is a nobody, thank you!
‘roxy’ is a name for an effing dog!

(or, to paraphrase the greatest teacher i’ve ever had and the greatest sanskritist i’ve ever known— “roxy” is risible.)