i have thought for a long time that we ought to have a call-in show.

by dorarandom

me: i guess i kind of feel like---well, all right---like, if somebody is
having unprotected sex with me, i kind of assume they know that they
don't have any diseases---or i mean---i assume they're reasonably sure.

BFF: that's not...that's not how people are, though.

me: it's not...and that's why i have chlamydia.

both dissolve into laughter
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