i have thought for a long time that we ought to have a call-in show.
me: i guess i kind of feel like---well, all right---like, if somebody is having unprotected sex with me, i kind of assume they know that they don't have any diseases---or i mean---i assume they're reasonably sure. BFF: that's not...that's not how people are, though. me: it's not...and that's why i have chlamydia. both dissolve into laughter